A new flavor authority has entered the chat
This is the most unbothered flavor lore in the game. No storefront, no ads, just word of mouth. One jar in and the bottled stuff is dead to you.
The prophecy
Legend says the recipe wasn't invented — it was found, scrawled on the back of a kitchen counter at 2am by someone who refused to let salsa stay mid.
Every jar is small-batch, roasted low, and blended with zero filler energy. No shortcuts. No corporate ketchup behavior. Just tomatoes, fire, and an unreasonable amount of standards.
This isn't a condiment. It's a personality trait.
There's no wholesale deal, no big-box aisle, no ad you'll ever see. It moves the way real things move — person to person, kitchen to kitchen. That's not a marketing bit. That's the only way it's ever spread.
Choose your fate
Four tiers of power. Pick the one that matches your energy — or don't, and let the Ghost tier pick you.
Mild roasted tomato and lime. For the softies who still want to sit at the table. Zero judgment, all flavor.
$9Balanced heat, smoky undertone. This is the one your group chat argues about. No gatekeeping here.
$10Habanero-forward, unbothered, a little dramatic. For people who have never once doubted themselves.
$11Ghost pepper. Do not attempt unless you know exactly what you're doing. This tier does not do aftercare.
$13Testimonies
Put this on eggs one time and now I have beliefs about salsa. This is a whole worldview.
Told my roommate it was mid before trying it. I was wrong. I have never been more wrong.
Tried the Ascended on a dare. I don't remember the rest of that night but I remember it slapped.
Final tier
Get first access to new tiers, restocks, and flavor drops before anyone else finds out.